Sorry - but it’s not easy to explain Quantum in a language originally designed to tell other monkeys where the ripest fruit is.
Sweeper - Night Watch by Terry Pratchett. (via aortaloveyou)
“But- all tobacco products, yada yada yada, health and safety, you know…”
This man. He’s just.
- Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.
- Anonymous said:Have you just woken up and suddenly decided that you hate your own country? You're British and your ancestors probably helped served the British Empire. The British Empire was the greatest thing to ever happen to the world. We helped to develop countries and bring civilisation to Africa, America and Oceania. I literally wouldn't have been born were it not for the British Empire. I, for one, am proud of our empire and you should be too!
My ancestors were Indian. Helped serve the British Empire? You think they had a choice?