If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Save the bees. They’ll thank you by pollinating what will be your food.
You dense motherfuckers
Bees are literally the most important insects and if they become extinct due to the sheer IGNORANCE of so many or just because people think it’s cool to “kill it with fire” or anything like that… WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NOT A SINGLE FOOD PRODUCT LEFT OF EARTH THAT IS MADE FROM ANY KIND OF PLANT. Now sit down and think long and hard about that.
Pearl of cities!
This is not a completely accurate description, of course - it was not round and shiny - but even its worst enemies would agree that if you had to liken Ankh-Morpork to anything, then it might as well be a piece of rubbish covered with the diseased secretions of a dying mollusc.